The Half Brothers
Supa Buddies

Supa buddies – we’re bustin’ up crime in your neighborhood

Supa buddies – we ain’t too perfect but we’re awfully good

Supa buddies – L’il Petey, Dog Man and 80-HD

Supa buddies – doin’ battle with Claymation Philly

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Supa buddies, here we come

Evildoers better run

We fight for freedom – that’s our duty  (heh, heh, you said doodie)

So everybody shake your booty!

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Baby baby baby shake your big booty shake your big booty now!

Baby baby baby shake your big booty shake your big booty now!

Shake your booty supa buddies

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Petey’s Lament

It’s not easy being evil all the time

It’s not easy being evil all the time when you’ve got kids

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Ding Dong Magoo

Well if you ever make a movie of my life

Tell you what I’d like you to do

When you’re casting the role of yours truly

Won’t you please hire Ding Dong Magoo?

Ding Dong Magoo

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Ding Dong Magoo will portray me

Yolay Caprese’s gonna play you

Don’t want Scooter McRib, don’t like the cut of his jib

Just Ding Dong and Yolay for me and you

Ding Dong Magoo

Ding Dong Magoo

Ding Dong Magoo

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Living Spray

Oh I…. I love it when buildings

come to life

‘cause that’s when you know

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  Someone somewhere

broke into the warehouse

and stole a can of

Living Spray

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Oh I… know that one day (don’t know when)

I am going to die

But maybe

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Someone somewhere

can break into the warehouse

and steal a can of

Living Spray

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It’s not just the bad guys, who want to break the rules

It’s fathers who had their kids too late

and wanna be around to watch ‘em grow up and go off to school

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So I… wish that buildings

could come to life

‘cause then I would know

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that someone somewhere

could break into a warehouse

and steal me a can of

Living Spray

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Levi Fuller

It was all so easy when I was just a villain

I knew who I was and what I was against.

I’d execute some wild plan born in my twisted brain

I’d get nabbed and thrown in jail, escape and start again.

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It was all so easy when I was on my own

I knew what I stood for, me and no one else

I made another me to do my evil work

I made a baby me who wasn’t such a jerk

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I can’t do this anymore

(Why?)

It’s all just too difficult

(Why?)

People are so mean to me

(Why?)

I wish I knew

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Something changed, I must admit, the world lost its contrast

I tried not doing wrong but couldn’t get it right

And when I did no one believed; they saw me as I’d been.

And who could blame them? Why would they believe I’d changed within?

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No one ever said it would be hard just being good

And the road to good intentions is mostly paved with doubt

This tiny me has made me want the things I never had

Friends instead of enemies, and good instead of bad.

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I can’t do this anymore

(Why?)

It’s all just too difficult

(Why?)

People are so mean to me

(Why?)

I wish I knew

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So now I know I can’t do right in many people’s eyes

Now I know I’ll never be the hero

But still the chance I’ll turn and walk away from all of you

Is closer every day to being zero

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So now I know I can’t do right in many people’s eyes

Now I know I’ll never be the hero

But still the chance I’ll turn and walk away from all of you

Is closer every day to being zero